Thursday, December 18, 2014

Week 16 NFL Pick'em

Beginning with the star struck matchup that is this week’s Thursday night game, we head into the final 2 weeks of the season, and things are getting heated up.

Week 15 record: 9-5

SEASON RECORD: 52-21

THURSDAY GAMES

Tennessee Titans @ Jacksonville Jaguars: Jaguars win 23-16


SATURDAY GAMES

4:30

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins: Eagles win 27-22

8:25

San Diego Chargers @ San Francisco 49ers: Chargers win 27-17

SUNDAY GAMES

1:00

Minnesota Vikings @ Miami Dolphins: Vikings win 20-19

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans: Texans win 31-24

Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears: Lions win 24-3

Cleveland Browns @ Carolina Panthers: Browns win 17-6

Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints: Saints win 28-26

Green Bay Packers @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Packers win 45-10

Kansas City Chiefs @ Pittsburgh Steelers: Chiefs win 21-20

New England Patriots @ New York Jets: Patriots win 33-20

4:05

New York Giants @ St. Louis Rams: Rams win 25-21

4:25

Buffalo Bills @ Oakland Raiders: Bills win 29-7

Indianapolis Colts @ Dallas Cowboys: Cowboys win 30-24

8:30

Seattle Seahawks @ Arizona Cardinals: Seahawks win 33-15

MONDAY GAMES

8:30

Denver Broncos @ Cincinnati Bengals: Broncos win 28-20

What does 100 Million Dollars Buy?

It buys you the best player in football.

J.J. Watt should be the 2014 NFL MVP. 

The fourth year defensive end out of Wisconsin has arguably carried his team to at least a chance at the playoffs. 

Houston recently lost quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick due to a fractured leg and will likely have to go with an unproven Ryan Mallett. Mallett will need to get the ball to a rarely healthy Arian Foster and find the now-explosive DeAndre Hopkins on passing situations. 

The team has seven wins. You can argue three of them were because of Watt. 

Watt had an 80 yard interception return for a touchdown in a 23-17 win over the Bills 

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And two brilliant touchdown catches propelled the Texans to wins over the Titans and Browns

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It's been awhile since we've seen a player excel at both ends of the ball. Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Bruce Arians has said he has offensive plays for star cornerback Patrick Peterson but hasn't utilized him on offense yet.

Head Coach Bill O'Brien has found a way to use Watt's insane athleticism and talent. Watt has a knack for sacking the QB with 16.5 sacks on the season including eight of those coming with a three man rush or fewer. He knows how to find the football with three forced fumbles. And the guy can obviously catch the ball from his 80 yard interception for a touchdown, and his three receiving touchdowns on the season.

The Texans will need some serious luck in order to get the last wild card spot, but stranger things have happened.

O'Brien used the teams 1st overall pick on a guy who has only started two games and still has the team at 7-7 through 14 games. He has flipped a 2-14 team from last year into a potentially above-500 team with the help of J.J. Watt, the future 2014 NFL MVP...





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Sunday, December 14, 2014

Week 15 NFL Pick'em

I missed my Thursday night pick, and My 1:00 picks will be published a little late, but better late than never!

Week 14 record: 12-4

SEASON RECORD: 43-16

SUNDAY GAMES

1:00

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons: Steelers win 34-21

Washington Redskins @ New York Giants: Giants win 28-14

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots: Patriots win 38-23

Oakland Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs: Chiefs win 23-17

Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts: Texans win 24-20

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Baltimore Ravens: Ravens win 35-10

Green Bay Packers @ Buffalo Bills: Packers win 41-27

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers: Buccaneers win 13-9

Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns: Bengals win 24-23

4:05

Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers: Chargers win 34-26

New York Jets @ Tennessee Titans: Titans win 20-10

4:25

San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks: Seahawks win 28-16

Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions: Lions win 20-13

8:30

Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles: Cowboys win 31-27

MONDAY GAMES

8:30

New Orleans Saints @ Chicago Bears: Bears win 27-23

Monday, December 8, 2014

Fantasy vs. Reality

Losing in the playoffs of my fantasy football league was the best thing to happen to me this season.


Fantasy football ruins football. There, I said it. And no, that is not an angry fantasy football player who continually finishes in third place each year. This is a football fan, an NFL fan, who loses out on the beauty and sanctity of the Sunday afternoon because of the constant fear that DeMarco Murray will run for four touchdowns on you.

I am a diehard Giants fan, I will be till the day I die. The Giants blew the Tennessee Titans out yesterday (thankfully). Yet, I rooted for Titans Tight End Delanie Walker the entire game. If he had 10 receptions for 120 yards and 3 touchdowns in a win, I'd be the happiest guy alive. I wouldn't care that the G-men lost, I'd be pumped that he had 40 PPR fantasy points. 

And then I have to worry about the twelve other 1PM games going on because I'm playing against Arian Foster and we all know that the Jaguars have forgotten how to tackle. 

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Or that the Cardinals like crowding the box and decided that they would just trip over each other instead of tackling Jamaal Charles...





Fantasy football makes millions of dollars and provides thousands of jobs across the country, but it ruins the thing it's representing. It instead represents the selfishness in sports and our obsession with gambling. The idea that I'd rather root for a player then root for my hometown team. And that my $50 pool is worth more to me than a playoff run. 

Close the app. Spend the money on wings instead. Grab the remote, and don't move for well over 8 hours. The way Sunday was meant to be.

I will leave you with Joseph Fauria's phenomenal Touchdown celebration,



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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Week 14 NFL Pick'em

Week 13 record: 11-5

SEASON RECORD: 31-12

THURSDAY GAMES

8:25

Dallas Cowboys @ Chicago Bears: Cowboys win 31-20

SUNDAY GAMES

1:00

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals: Bengals win 24-20

St. Louis Rams @ Washington Redskins: Rams win 25-19

New York Giants @ Tennessee Titans: Giants win 28-17

Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints: Saints win 27-9

New York Jets @ Minnesota Vikings: Vikings win 34-17

Baltimore Ravens @ Miami Dolphins: Dolphins win 20-16

Indianapolis Colts @ Cleveland Browns: Colts win 31-21

Tampa bay Buccaneers @ Detroit Lions: Lions win 28-10

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars: Texans win 30-13

4:05

Buffalo Bills @ Denver Broncos: Broncos win 34-20

Kansas City Chiefs @ Arizona Cardinals: Cardinals win 23-17

4:25

Seattle Seahawks @ Philadelphia Eagles: Seahawks win 23-6

San Francisco 49ers @ Oakland Raiders: 49ers win 35-7

8:30

New England Patriots @ San Diego Chargers: Patriots win 38-21

MONDAY GAMES

8:30

Atlanta Falcons @ Green Bay Packers: Packers win 45-17

NBA December Power Rankings

We’re about a fifth of the way through the NBA season so it’s about that time for the first power rankings of the year. Some teams have been a pleasant surprise, while others have been severe disappointments. But it’s no surprise to see the 76ers at the bottom of the standings.

30) Philadelphia 76ers (0-17)

Having the worst offense and the fourth worst defense results in not winning a game. Meet the Oakland Raiders of the NBA everybody.

29) Detroit Pistons (3-15)

I don’t think they should be this bad, but none of their individual talents can play team basketball, which is what hurts them in close games down the stretch.

28) Minnesota Timberwolves (4-12)

With Ricky Rubio and Kevin Martin out with injuries, the T-Wolves are in trouble. They have no one to pass to and no one who can create shots for themselves.

27) Boston Celtics (4-11)

The Celtics have a lot of young and talented players on their roster but they haven’t been able to get a consistent flow to their game yet. They don’t have the defense to keep up with other high-scoring offenses around the league.

26) New York Knicks (4-15)

Lots of skill and talent, but the worst chemistry in the NBA. Until they get rid of J.R. Smith and Amare Stoudamire they won’t get any better.

25) Charlotte Hornets (4-14)

The Hornets are the most underachieving team so far. Between Kemba Walker, Al Jefferson and Lance Stephenson they have a wide variation of potential lineups. But they’ve lost 9 in a row and are in the midst of trying new schemes. They’re still searching for an identity, but they listed every player on the trade block except for Big Al and Kemba, so it doesn’t seem as if they’re on the right track.

24) Los Angeles Lakers (5-13)

Kobe has been balling recently and since Nick Young has reentered the lineup as the sixth man, they’ve been playing a lot better. They’ve won two straight games against the Raptors and Pistons, so we’ll see if they can string some more wins together and make a little more noise.

23) Utah Jazz (5-13)

The Jazz have plenty of potential for the future, but after a decent start have fallen off. They’ve lost their last 6 and 9 of their last 11.

22) Oklahoma City Thunder (5-13)

It seems unfair to rank the Thunder this low, but now that Russ and KD are back in action, don’t expect them to be this low for too long.

21) Orlando Magic (7-13)

Some nights they show up, but most of the time they don’t. Like the Jazz and Hornets they have some potential for the future but they still need to find themselves as a team.

20) Indiana Pacers (7-11)

Beginning the year with only one of their starters from last year, the Pacers struggled. They have a hot-or-not team this year, but now that David West is back, they have a fighting chance.

19) Brooklyn Nets (7-9)

These wily vets are still chugging, and I think Prokorov actually believes that he can win a title with them. They’ll win upwards of 35 games without a doubt, but a championship for this squad is about 5 years away in their rearview mirror.

18) Sacramento Kings (9-9)

Boogie Cousins is doing all he can to keep his team in the hunt, but the team is already beginning to fall off. They’ve lost 4 in a row and 7 of their last 11.

17) Denver Nuggets (9-9)

Like the Kings the Nuggets have been pretty up-and-down, and one guy is shouldering the load. Ty Lawson is tearing defenses apart, but the team is struggling as a whole. They have won 7 of their last 10 games though and appear to be back to their normal winning ways.

16) Milwaukee Bucks (10-9)

The Bucks will be one of the top teams in the East in a few years time, but for now, they are an up-and-down squad of young talents. Brandon Knight is playing extremely well for this squad though, and keeping them in tight ballgames.

15) Miami Heat (9-8)

The Heat are still trying to find themselves after LeBron’s departure, and are heavily relying on Chris Bosh to carry the team due to Dwayne Wade’s aging body. The Heat are just another team in the East that has been hovering around .500 all year.

14) New Orleans Pelicans (8-8)

Anthony Davis is the early leading candidate for MVP, yet his team is stalled at .500. They haven’t won more than 2 games in a row this year, and they haven’t lost more than 3 games in a row. If they can get some consistency to their offense they’ll be fine moving forward. But this is a dangerous team on a nightly basis, no matter who they’re up against.

13) Phoenix Suns (11-8)

The Suns have no problem scoring the ball, but they’re falling into a ‘live-and-die by the three’ pattern, and their defense isn’t good enough to hold up.

12) Cleveland Cavaliers (9-7)

The Cavs appear to be on the right track, winning 4 straight for the second time this year. The ball distribution is already improving, as is the defense. It’s also worth noting that they were 8-7, which is the same record that the 2010 Heat had 15 games into the season.

11) Atlanta Hawks (10-6)

The Hawks are on pace for another successful year, but their best player Al Horford has struggled all year, averaging a career-low 6.4 rebounds per game. His performance is the only big question mark for the Hawks right now.

10) Washington Wizards (11-5)

The Wiz are having a good year to this point, but if they start putting the ball in the basket more efficiently, they’ll go from good to great.

9) Chicago Bulls (11-7)

The Bulls obviously have a shaky foundation with Derrick Rose, and Joakim Noah has been inconsistent. But they’re an impressive 9-3 on the road, and lead the Central division in the East.

8) Houston Rockets (13-4)

Yeah I know I’ll catch some fire for this, but the Rockets aren’t as good as their record shows. James Harden is a liability on both ends of the court, especially the defensive end. They rely too much on his production now that Chandler Parsons isn’t around, and it will hurt them in the long run, especially if he isn’t getting the fouls called his way.

7) Los Angeles Clippers (12-5)

These Clippers are the same team we’ve been watching for the last couple years. There aren’t any surprises with them, we know what we’re going to get. The only significant improvement this year is DeAndre Jordan’s 74% field goal percentage.

6) Dallas Mavericks (14-5)

The Mavs are a pleasant surprise so far. Dirk finally has some relief behind him, and their bench is deeper than it has been in the past. As of right now they do have the best offense in the NBA, but their defense is shaky.

5) Toronto Raptors (14-4)

Some are still calling the Raptors an early fluke, but they’re stats say otherwise. People say they’re benefitting from playing in the East, but they’re 5-2 against the West with a win against Memphis, the best team in the league. The Raptors are back folks!

4) San Antonio Spurs (13-4)

The Spurs are 13-4, and the scary thing is that they’re “struggling” by Pop’s standards. They’ve won 8 in a row but he says they still aren’t playing at the level that they need to be at. Honestly though, what else could we expect of him?

3) Portland Trail Blazers (14-4)

Portland is one of the many red-hot teams in the West, but still don’t have a very effective bench, which could prove to be their downfall against teams like the Warriors, Grizzlies and Spurs. But they still have what most consider to be the best starting lineup in the NBA, which is enough to earn them the third best record in the game.

2) Golden State Warriors (15-2)

The Warriors and Grizzlies are locked up in the top spot in the West, and Steph Curry is second to Anthony Davis in the early MVP race, with Draymond Green and Klay Thompson “quietly” ripping defenses behind him. The Warriors are lethal, and barring any injuries, stand a strong chance to come out of the West.

1) Memphis Grizzlies (15-2)

The Grizzlies are 11-0 in conference play, and lost to the Bucks and Raptors by a combined 5 points. They’ve only allowed triple digits 4 times thus far, and are holding opponents to just 92 points a game, which is a stupid statistic. No one has been able to figure them out yet, and they’ve earned the title as the best team in the NBA.